CATALEEN: 0141 214 0044 (Call 9:00-23:59)
transvestite escort Cataleen's Questions and Answers
1) What do you do?
I'm completely versatile (active & passive) and open to most suggestions. I will always try my hardest to fulfil your T-Girl fantasies to give you the full GFE "Girlfriend Experience" or "Mistress Experience" that you deserve.
I'm an excellent masseuse. A slow, sensual massage helps alleviate any initial tension.
I love to be a passive and accommodating naughty girlie for my dominant clients.
Alternatively, my ruthless, domme alter ego, Mistress Cataleen, derives great pleasure from the provision of mild to moderate dominatrix services for disobedient little sissy-boys. This might involve masks, foot/shoe/boot worship, bondage, restraints, blindfolds, toys, collar & lead, forced feminisation, CBT, humiliation, punishment whippings/spankings, nipple torture, wax play and sissy training. I no longer provide smoking fetish services.
I provide a dressing service if you would also like to dress up and/or get made up during our time together. Feel free to bring anything with you that you'd want to wear; you can also borrow some of my clothes.
The vast majority of the guys I see are first-timers, so I have become skilled at helping them overcome their nerves, to which many of my REVIEWS bear testament.
2) Is there anything you don't do? Are you always safe?
I will never consider anything painful, filthy or unsafe - I even have novelty flavoured and coloured essentials to help enliven proceedings. See my Sexual Health Policy page.
I have recently been given a clean bill of health at my last 3-monthly check-up and have already made my next appointment. Please do not offend me by asking if I will consider bareback. My health is too important to me, for my own sake, and the sake of the others with whom I come into contact.
3) Where can I find you?
I live in the Shawlands area of the south side of Glasgow. For those of you who don't know Glasgow too well, it's about 10 minutes' drive from the city centre, or 10 minutes by train on the Cathcart Inner Circle, the Cathcart Outer Circle or the Newton Line from Glasgow Central station to Pollokshaws East station (NB: Not Pollokshields East Station!!!), which is a couple of minutes' walk from my flat. There are 3 trains per hour: at a quarter past the hour, a quarter to the hour and 10 minutes to the hour.
If you're driving and haven't got satnav, I'm happy to direct you from Shawlands Cross to me. Parking on my street during the day isn't normally a problem, though it can sometimes be a bit trickier later on in the evening or at the weekends.
Click to see my LOCATION using Google Maps and plan your journey to me.
4) When are you available?
I can work round most times with an hour's prior notice: a girl needs time to get ready! I normally see clients in the late mornings, afternoons and early evenings. I'm not overly enthusiastic about meeting clients before 11 a.m. or, for security reasons, after 10 p.m., but if you've given me enough notice, or if you're a regular client, I'm happy to come and go with you.
Please understand that it takes me at least 45 minutes to get ready from scratch, and that I almost definitely won't be able to fit you in if you call me 10 minutes before you'd like to meet me. To avoid disappointment, please call me with plenty of notice.
5) Are you able to travel for outcalls?
For the moment and the foreseeable future, I'm only available for incalls in my flat in Glasgow. Nor do I tour other cities or countries.
6) Are your 0141 numbers standard Glasgow numbers?
Yes. You'll be phoning a geographic 01 number, and all calls will be charged at your provider's standard rates. I own a few 0141 numbers, which all point to my landline, so don't get confused if you see me advertising on other sites using slightly different numbers. All your calls will be answered solely by me.
If for whatever reason I can't take your call, I will call you back discreetly within the next 10 minutes; if not, I'll respect your privacy by waiting for you to call another time.
7) Are you discreet, Cataleen?
Discretion is of vital importance to me, and I will always be fully committed to protecting your privacy. I never store numbers unless someone has arranged to meet me and not shown up without bothering to postpone or cancel. If someone calls back whose number I've stored in my 'No-show Blacklist', I will be EXTREMELY unlikely to accept any subsequent bookings from them.
I will only call you back, if necessary, to finalise our arrangements, or if there are any problems at my end. I will never subsequently initiate contact with you.
8) Can I withhold my number when calling you?
Sorry, no. I was starting to get so many anonymous calls that I decided to activate the automatic reject facility on my line. So now if you call me anonymously, your call will not ring out on my phone, and you will hear an automated message telling you that I don't accept anonymous calls. I hope you understand that I have to do this for my own protection, sanity and to help filter out the timewasters from the genuine enquiries.
9) Can I call your number from outside the UK?
My 0141 number can receive international calls from most countries by dialling:
+44 141 214 0044. Call costs will vary.
10) Can I text you, Cataleen?
No, sorry. I don't use mobiles for my business for reasons of discretion and simplicity: giving me a quick call on my Glasgow local rate number to arrange our time together is always quicker and helps me filter out potentially problematic callers. I used to provide and adult SMS service. Unfortunately, for now and the foreseeable future, this service is no longer available.
11) Can I arrange a booking by Email or by calling from a payphone?
No. For my own protection, and to make arranging our time together as easy as possible, I only take bookings from clients who call me using a mobile whose number is transmitted.
Emailing me is a good way of ironing out any queries about a specific issue, but I will only take a firm booking if I feel comfortable about meeting someone after hearing their voice on the phone.
12) When I call your live 09 premium rate number, will I speak to you?
Yes! Unlike a lot of PHONE SEX lines, you will actually be put through to me directly for a naughty chat. Please bear in mind that my phone goes on silent automatically between midnight and 9 a.m.; I will try my hardest to answer all calls between 9 a.m. and midnight, daily.
Also, the recorded stories are my own personal voice recordings and are taken from my own naughty diary, which, as you might well imagine, is quite a stimulating read! These recorded lines are open 24 hours, 7 days a week.
As ever, please remember that calls cost £1.55 per minute from a BT landline, and that calls from a mobile may vary. See my PHONE SEX page for full terms and conditions.
13) Do you have any X-rated photos and videos?
Yes. You can view them in the private gallery on my AdultWork Profile for a small fee.
14) Can I submit a review or any comments to you?
Yes, thanks! Go to the CONTACT PAGE and send me your review via the contact form. I love to hear about how much you enjoy our time together.
15) Can I also dress up during our time? Do you offer a dressing service?
Yes. I've had lots of clients who wanted to dress up and/or be made up during their visit. I usually recommend at least an hour-long visit, so that you have time to get ready. You can either bring your own clothes or borrow some of mine.
A couple of callers have asked if it's ok for them to arrive at my flat already dressed, but, for reasons of discretion, I'm only happy for you to dress up after you've arrived at my flat.
16) Are you fully functional, Cataleen?!
I'm not taking hormones like some transsexual escorts - so, yes, I have a fully-functional, rock-hard 7" uncut surprise for you!
17) Do you kiss?
Yes. I provide a full "GFE" (Girlfriend Experience), but don't complain if you get smothered in fire engine red lipstick!
18) Should I pay you at the beginning or the end of the appointment?
Please pay me at the start. It gets it out the way, and then we can forget about it and relax. Please don't be offended if I count the money in front of you, as you might have overpaid me!
19) I've never met a T-Girl before. Are you happy to meet first-timers?
Of course! I realise that breaking the T-Girl ice can often be extremely nerve-racking, and I've become quite skilful at putting first-timers at ease, to which many of my ESCORT REVIEWS bear testament. I'm an excellent masseuse, so I normally recommend beginning with a sensual, relaxing massage to allay any first time jitters.
20) Does it mean that I'm gay because I fancy T-Girls?
If I'd been given a pound for every time I've heard this question, I'd be rich beyond the dreams of avarice! I anaylse and discuss my thoughts and opinions on this interesting subject in my 10th audio recording. Please see the Recorded Stories page for the number to call.
21) Are you TS (Transsexual), Shemale, TG (Transgender), Trans, TV (Transvestite), a T-Girl or a CD (Cross-dresser)?
I'm often asked this question. I've sometimes found answering it difficult, as a lot of transgender terminology is imprecise and can sometimes overlap.
I would say that I'm a TV or a transvestite, though I prefer to use the all-inclusive umbrella terms, 'T-Girl' or 'Trans'. I'm not a male to female transsexual, i.e. I'm not undergoing transition, nor will I ever have gender reassignment surgery. As I said above, I'm not taking oestrogen like some erectilely-challenged transsexual escorts, so the plus point of this is that I have a fully-functional diamond cutter of a 7" uncut surprise for you!
I took the COGIATI Gender Identity Test today, on which I scored -50. According to the result, I am in the middle category and am classified as an "bigender", i.e. that my internal gender identity is both male and female as and when I see fit. It goes on to say that in some cultures in history, I would be considered to be a third sex, independent of the polarities of masculine or feminine; that my gender issues are subject to my own construction, and that I will most likely find happiness expressing both genders as I feel appropriate.
22) Can you arrange another Shemale Escort for me/ a T-Girl duo service?
Sorry, no. I'm an independent escort. This means that I don't work for an escort agency; nor do I work with any other escorts, so I can't arrange a duo service, i.e. two escorts at the same time as one client.
Nor am I an escort who "doubles up", i.e. an escort who meets two clients at the same time; so you can rest assured that the time we arrange together will be ours, and ours alone, without any interruptions.
23) Will your website display on my smartphone/Tablet?
Yes! Because of the increasing number of people accessing the Internet on mobile phones or tablets, I designed a mobile-friendly version of my site, which I've thus far seen perform perfectly on an iPhone, an iPad, a Blackberry, Samsung and even a Kindle.
It is a simplified version designed to be browsed by mobile devices. It is useful for clients who can't access an adult website via their work or home computer for privacy reasons. You may, however, have to enable your device to view adult sites by paying a pound to your provider, using your debit or credit card, to verify that you are over 18.
When browsing using a device whose screen size is below the size of a laptop, you should be automatically redirected to the mobile-friendly version:
24) Is it legal to be an escort in the uK? Is it legal to pay for escort services?
In Scotland being an escort, and paying for an escort's services, has never been against the law and continues to be legal. The 2013 bill proposing to criminalise paying for such services in Scotland was rejected, as it did not secure the necessary degree of cross-party support: only 23 out of 129 MSPs were in favour of the bill's institution.
If you have any escort-related questions, any specific questions about my escort service which I haven't covered here, or any comments or reviews about our time together, then please contact me by filling out the form on the CONTACT PAGE.